Doughnut Friday, Part Deux
As the Colts look to go to 4 and OH! this weekend, I find them flying suspiciously under the radar for a defending Super Bowl champion. Why?
Well, if you’ve seen any NFL analysis shows this year, and I’m guessing you’ve seen at least one, chances are the analysts talking heads were talking about the Patriots going undefeated.
Yes, three weeks into the season, and three wins over three NFL teams that suck, and the prophets of football have deemed them unbeatable. They’ve also deemed Mike Vick worthy of a social discussion delving into the racial divide, Coach Mike Gundy an unprofessional nut, and Eli Manning out for at least a month. Oh, wait, he’s only got a bruised shoulder and played last week? Our bad.
So, you may have gathered by now that the Colts are flying under the radar because ESPN is busy promoting more sensationalistic, entirely opinionated, quasi-sports-journalism. With no competitor to keep them honest, ESPN has, over the years, been building an almost entirely opinion-oriented programming slate, capped a couple years ago with the show Pardon the Interruption. Even the shining star of the network, SportsCenter, has become bloated beyond belief with washed up former players and obscure opinionated journalists each offering their two cents on the most mundane things happening in the sports world. Remember last year’s daily 10 minute segment on Terrell Owens? Does it smell like this year’s daily 10 minute segment on Michael Vick?
One of the hosts of PTI, Mike Wilbon, a writer for the Washington Post, went on the Mike Tirico Show a couple days ago and seemed to insinuate that the journalist getting reamed by Coach Gundy was falling into the “blog” mentality of writing opinion and secretly whispering unsubstantiated half-truths to the masses, in the hopes of making a name for one’s self. Here’s what Wilbon actually said on that show:
“Yes. I do buy it. And I have gone after some of our younger staffers at the Washington Post to say I don’t want to read this again. That’s not what we do. Umm, you know everybody….the notion of blogging scares the hell out of me Scott, and…..this is why. There’s no accountability….stuff isn’t edited. It just goes out there as gospel. What it is is opinion, there’s way too much rumor….”
And this is why I have started to secretly long for a competitor to come along and squash ESPN. This is a man who was writing nice pieces for WaPo a few years ago, and has experienced a meteoric rise in popularity because of his tough, in-your-face demeanor and frank OPINIONS spouted on PTI. Does he even realize over half of ESPN’s content is opinion-based garbage? Blogs SHOULD scare you, Wilbon. They’re giving people like me, who are sick of the same junk shoved down our throats everyday, an opportunity to find something BETTER. And yes, there are bloggers out there who are better journalists than those employed by ESPN or the Washington Post.
He should’ve revised his statement to say “…the notion of blogging scares the hell out of me Scott, because let’s face it, they’re a lot wittier than we are, and just as accurate”.
Every day on ESPN, we’re subjected to opinion after opinion. Instead of televising sports, or maybe putting on some old-school programming like the Celebrity Skeet Shoot (remember those? just awesome…), we get a hundred sports reporters from around the country, espousing trade rumors and whispering of locker-room unrest. All of them blatantly homer-istic, and few of them you ever hear about again. Oh, the writer from Boston thinks the Red Sox will win the World Series (I’m looking at you, Sports Guy)? Chris Mortensen says Eli Manning will be out for a month? Put it in the bank! It’s gold, Jerry!!
Personally, I’d like my sports news to come in three flavors. Game recaps, box scores, and ONE opinion piece. Honestly, I can do without Shannon Sharpe or Deion Sanders’ or Terry Bradshaw’s opinions, since they’re mostly straw-man arguments and semi-retarted babbling anyway. Don’t even get me started on Mark May. I can handle PTI once a day, but could care less about Around the Horn, Rome is Burning, etc. I enjoy finding sports blogs because they are specific to certain teams or sports, and a fair amount are loaded with humor or satire, which are sorely lacking in the ESPINION shows.
Give me a half-hour SportsCenter, a half-hour of Celebrity Skeet Shoot, and fill up the rest with live sports. If I want someone’s opinion, I’ll ask for it.
