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December 28th, 2007

Bulldogs vs Salukis

Posted by Tyson in Butler Basketball

Tonight at 9pm on ESPNU is the Butler-Southern Illinois game, a clash of two of the premier mid-major basketball programs in the country. The game is in Carbondale this time, as last year’s Bracketbuster game in Hinkle required the Dawgs to return the favor this year. Last year’s game was pretty miserable…I remember going to the game, sitting in a packed Hinkle, and watching AJ Graves puke on the sidelines, while the rest of the team puked out a basketball game and lost 68-64. The game really wasn’t as close as the score indicated, unfortunately. SIU played smothering defense, and had outstanding guard play and defense from Jamal Tatum, who has thankfully graduated. Graves was pretty much shut down entirely, and the cause is dependent upon your school affiliation. If you’re a Butler fan, it was clearly because he had the flu. If you’re a Saluki fan, it was obviously because they played superior defense. I remember walking dejectedly out of Hinkle afterwards, into a snowstorm that had turned the normally parking-deficient Butler campus into a slushy, snowy, profanity laden disaster zone. (I’d like to thank the two guys who helped push my car out of its deathbed, er, parking spot.)

Tonight’s game couldn’t possibly be any worse. SIU had high expectations this year, but they have fallen flat recently (5-5 record) due to a lack of offensive production. They still have a solid defense, but without Tatum they really don’t have an outside scoring threat. Josh Bone has tried to fill in the void, but he’s shooting at a lousy 28% clip. The matchup to watch tonight will be Butler’s Matt Howard against SIU’s Randal Falker. Falker is a beast down low, and while the Bulldogs handled him pretty well defensively last year, couldn’t really get anything going in the paint. Howard has uncanny post skills for a true freshman, so I look for him to come away with a double double tonight, and give the Dawgs some much needed interior scoring, as the perimeter will likely be defended to the death by the scrappy Salukis. Expect this game to be a low scoring slugfest. Both teams defend extremely well, so back to back threes by either team late in the second half could put it away. SIU has a great homecourt advantage, as they have only three or four home losses in the past five years playing in their backyard.

A quick review of each teams’ efficiency statistics, coupled with SIU’s eye popping home court record makes it obvious why Vegas has called this game a pickem (50/50), despite SIU’s 5-5 overall record. If Butler can get pre-knee-sprain production from Pete Campbell, and can get Graves (who can be a very streaky shooter) going early, the Bulldogs should have no problems.

December 13th, 2007

It’s Official: American Pasttime is now Football

Posted by Tyson in Uncategorized

The Mitchell Report is due out today, and two high profile players have already been leaked to the media as being named: Andy Pettitte and Roger Clemens. The full report comes out in about ten minutes, and I’m giddy with anticipation in a bit of schadenfreude. I’ll be sure to post a nice, scathing report on these juicing frauds, and on baseball itself for allowing this to happen. The credibility and stature of baseball as a pure, wholesome game has been completely ruined in the past ten years, and the Mitchell report is going to absolutely bury this once great game. Stay tuned….

Barry Bonds
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde
Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Todd Hundley
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettite
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
David Justice
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Chris Donnels
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Kent Mercker
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Paul Lo Duca
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagné
Mike Bell
Jim Parque
Nook Logan
Rick Ankiel
David Bell
Paul Byrd
Jose Canseco
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Jason Grimsley
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Gary Matthews, Jr.
John Rocker
Scott Schoeneweis
Matt Williams

These are the guys I have heard of. The most shocking on this list are obviously Pettitte, Clemens, and Gagne (and David Justice!?!? talk about a blast from the past). Quite a few of the others had already been linked to steroids through the investigations of journalists, including Tejada. Obviously some prominent names missing are Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire, but this list is just a compilation of names for which there is evidence and corroboration. I expect a huge fallout in the coming months are more players are outed.

December 10th, 2007

Manning Dedicates Blowout to Fans with Kids

Posted by Tyson in Satire

Roughly two minutes into the start of the second quarter of last night’s Colts-Ravens matchup, the Colts found themselves ahead 30-zilch. Colts quarterback Peyton Manning, when asked about why the recently struggling offense had suddenly come to life in a big way against one of the NFL’s top defenses, had this to say.

“We wanted to dedicate this game to all the parents out there in Indy. These late-starting games can run until midnight, so we wanted to put away the Ravens early enough to let people get to bed by halftime.”

Reaction across Indianapolis was positive.

“It was really nice of them to do that. Particularly on a Sunday night, when you’re so tired from the weekend that John Madden’s rambling incoherence starts to make sense.”, said Courtney Trotter of Fishers.

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